Here's a conversation from a dialogue between a bat and a bj. This made me laugh.
BAT: im jumping in now BAT: haha..why do people say that MEEMS: say what? BAT: im not really going to "jump" in MEEMS: if you did you might fall MEEMS: or slip on the wet floor MEEMS: and hurt yourself BAT: haha..yes you are right BAT: that would be terrible MEEMS: really it would make more sense if you said: MEEMS: i am going to carefully step into the shower BAT: hahahah BAT: ok..i am going to carefully step into the shower