This is just too good.

THIS IS A MUST READ. Check out the Georgetown Lampoon and read this stuff. It was on an away message of a guy I went to high school with. So Bill Shufelt, thanks for putting that out there, because this shit is classic. Especially this line..."Get some rich parents, an internship, and a pink polo with the collar up, and then maybe I'll let you hang out with me." Dr. Gilbert even liked it. (But of course he would.)
I think its pretty awesome that a university like Georgetown, which is under jesuit rule, has a student publication that allows this kind of content. I mean let's be serious, this blow the BULLSHEET right out of the water.
Its definitely a good laugh, enjoy.
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